#TheColumnist I: On the perils of Faux-MO Intellectualism
I love an intellectual scrap. No opponents required: a solitary, furious conceptual unpicking suits me (and my boyfriend) just fine. The grittier the better. And I’m in luck: because ideas today - like the problems they need to solve - are global, multimedia, transformational; and it reassures me to think that, in the technology age, it’s still the human mind, and creativity, that counts.
It was in this spirit I attended TEDx last year. The theme was ''Imagination''. It promised to blow my mind. I paid £60.
I was met with play-pen decor - untouched ball-pit as centrepiece - and invitations to share my Hopes and Dreams in erasable pen. Several attendees obliged, furnishing their H&Ds with stars. I ignored my flight impulse, and endured the most banal, insubstantial content I have ever inadvertently funded. The most magnificent low - an aerobic interlude from Denmark’s Chief Happiness Officer - crushed the last of my joy, but, at least, offered some respite from Google-platitudes and the Dalai Lama’s Instagram.
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These weren't ideas worth spreading. These were scraps of ideas that had spread. Ideas about ideas. The theme: Navel Gazing. The stage: Consumer Culture, with Happiness as commodity. Something, it seemed, was definitely rotten in the state of Denmark.
But I’m a glutton for punishment. And so it was that I came to, at Wilderness Festival in August, learning How To Publish Your First Novel (answer: WRITE it), squeezed neatly between How To Love Your Imperfect Life and How To Have Better Conversations - realising that somewhere along the way, we’ve lost our appetite for difficulty in favour of the great capitalist project of Self-Improvement-Through-Consumption. The rot’s gone rampant.
Back then, we had the Intelligentsia; individuals who - amidst, sure, eugenicist sentiment - pushed forward the intellectual vanguard in a way that was, if not PC, at least exciting.
Now, when we need originality the most, we have Faux-Mo Intellectualism: easy-to-consume pseudo-philosophising rooted in our FOMO culture of constant, aesthetic, fulfilment. This is the self-help phenomena, setting up shop in our frontal lobe.
Nietzsche knew that true fulfilment is about mastering difficulty. The Will to Power wishes all his ‘disciples’ - he wore a heavy crown - a whole bunch of self-torture and misery so they could learn this; or else become ‘cabbage-heads’. Enough said, really.
And while Nietzsche was not, perhaps, the guy for a bad day, we - the world, but especially the creative bit - could do with a good, old-fashioned, Nietzschean slap.
Because our Big Problems are going to be solved by creativity, not machinery; and in urgent times, I’m afraid we’ll find ourselves out of puff: gorging, for too long, on self-interest, masquerading as intellectualism; platitudes as profundity; plagiarism as originality.
I am afeared that cabbage-heads abound - and that we, left untended, might join their ranks.